Crippie Shares Some Link-ies

Yo!

Wow, I just noticed that this blog has over 3,500 views! Holy crap! Thanks guys for supporting me, it really means a lot.

Sorry for the lack of posts this week, fatigue got the better of me. To make up for the lack of posts I figured I would post some websites that I like to go on and videos I like to see when I'm too tired and/or in too much pain to really do anything else.

My Party Dress- My sister (who turned 19 today... YAY) singing at a cabaret

Llamas With Hats- I can quote this video word for word... probably not a good thing

Hugh Laurie- IT'S NEVER LUPUS... EVER

And Some Awesome Links...

Toxel.Com - Toxel is pretty much awesome in blog form

Catsthatlooklikehitler.com - Just when you think cats can't get more evil/adorable, you find ones that kinda look like Hitler. (BTW I'm a Jew and I find this site hilarious, I want a Kitler so bad). 

Catsinsinks.com - A potentially less offensive version of the site posted above

Psdisasters.com - Looking at photoshop disasters makes me feel like I am the greatest photoshopper of all time! 

Memebase.com - home of memes and jokes about every day life. I love to find all the cripple related memes, this one has to be one of my favorites...

Crippie's Tippie- Making realllyyyyyyy offensive jokes about your situation can actually make you feel more at ease with it.

Crippie Cannot Come Up With An Innovative Title

Hello,

OH NOES, I'VE LOST MY SARCASM AND WIT, HOW WILL I GO ONNNNNNNN!

Before I begin my post I want to send my well wishes to the people of Norway. I cannot imagine the heartbreak those families are going through. Some of my best cripple buddies live in Norway and I am so thankful that they are unharmed.

Alas, I don't have any cripple related questions to answer today, but I will tell you about my day and the next couple of days ahead. It is gonna be oddly busy after all.

I went to my pain management doctor today. I'm still good with my pain meds, but I have to cut down on my arthritis medicine by half, otherwise it might cause an ulcer one day... uh oh. If I do get an ulcer I won't be able to take this medication ever again... double uh oh. So like I said here, pain medications and medication in general are not something to be taken lightly. It is a serious matter and it could have very dangerous consequences. Worst case scenario, I overdose and die, see... very serious consequences.

Even though I occasionally get bad news at doctor's visits, apparently I'm quite a hoot while I'm there. Here's what I did today...
1) Wrote a song for "Soylent Green: The Musical!" to the tune of Edelweiss.
2) Told a nurse that I only go to the Target pharmacy because they have pretty bottles (which is true).
3) Got my doctor to give out my business cards to her patients (I love my doctor).

While it was a very entertaining doctors visit, the visit itself along with the trip to Target to get my meds refilled rendered me useless for the day. It's also raining here so that didn't help.

Tomorrow is my intake appointment for job placement help. I'm not exactly nervous about the meeting, more curious if anything. I just don't know what to expect. I have my resume, portfolio, business cards, samples of work to bring with me so I think I'm prepared for everything. I'll definitely update the blog tomorrow to let y'all know what the intake is like.

Saturday is gonna be awesome, it's CRIPPLEFEST! Cripplefest is a small gathering that has been occurring at my house since I was 12 where people with my disability come over and hang out for the day. We eat, have scar wars, have tumor wars, epic cane battles, and in general make a bunch of cripple related jokes. Cripplefest is one of the highlights of my year, I love not being the only cripple in a room and I REALLY love being in a place where crippies are not the minority. It's super fun!

So in conclusion to this really hodge-podged post... um.... yeaaaahhh... I got nothing

Crippie's Tippie- Make sure you like your doctors, if you think your doctor is a dick you're less likely to do what they tell you to do.

Crippie Has a Tumblr... Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid

What's New Pussycat?

As the title suggests boredom and the inability to sleep has caused me to make a tumblr account. If you all want to see what occupies the rest of my time I suggest you follow me HERE. Chances are I will be posting videos of mini pigs for the rest of the night. I might also post some artwork that I've done on it as well, but for now... MINI PIGS!!!

Crippie's Tippie- Look up mini pigs, THEY ARE SO FRIGGIN CUTE!