First off, gotta get this out of the way.... w0000t we got bin Laden! Now we return to finding the other hide and seek champion of the world, Carmen Sandiego. Where the hell has she been?
Now on to other business. I've had 10 operations over the past 12 years. My scars have the tendency to heal sorta weird. I usually heal keloid (big, red, puffy scars). That's my leg when I was around 12. Luckily those scars have faded considerably since.
I had surgery on my wrist in January, so naturally I was curious as to how I was going to heal. I really didn't want a giant scar on my wrist. Recently the scar has healed enough so I can get a glance as to what I'm gonna be dealing with for the next few years until it fades. Alas, it kinda keloided. In a shocking twist of hilarity, I noticed yesterday that my new scar is shaped like a tampon. I consider this a good thing. I'M A REAL LIFE HARRY POTTER! Now, if my scar hurts whenever my monthly visitor draws near that would be awesome.
Now, what do I do with a scar that looks like a tampon? I do what any person with a kick-ass scar would do... SCAR WARS. Scar Wars are competitions where people decide who's scar is more awesome. Things like size, color, and shape are usually deciding factors. I've been participating in scar wars with my fellow cripples for years. I usually win these competitions. I've only been beaten by one other cripple, but her scars really are impressive.
The moral of this story? Don't freak out when you realize that you have a scar shaped like a tampon on your body and that it will probably be there for the rest of your life. Instead, celebrate it. It is a fun little quirk that will provide many an interesting story later on. I am proud of all my scars, they are like tattoos, only with better stories.
Crippie's Tippie- If you don't like showing your scars, I hear vitamin E does wonders for the healing process. Some people also say that "mederma" stuff works like a charm.
moisturizing cream works as well.. :)
ReplyDeleteOoooh - now I totally want to send you a picture of my latest scar. :)
ReplyDeleteHAH! That's awesome!! I have one in the same place, it doesn't look like a tampon though
ReplyDeleteit doesn't look like a tampon, in saying that you are justifying things like bottle or even a child's toy looks like one :L It's just a normal straight line scar that you are trying to make interesting. well sorry but no, just no.
ReplyDeleteBut in addition to what i just said there ^^^^ i think that your a real inspiration, keep up the work :) :) :)
ReplyDeleteWhile it is a straight line, the upper part keloided and the lower part remains on the thin side... hard to tell in the pictures... but it totally looks like a tampon
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