Showing posts with label seat cushions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label seat cushions. Show all posts

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Sit On It!

Salutations

Go Down Moses by Bob Dylan on Grooveshark

Yay, Crippie has finally added some Bob Dylan to the Jew song of the Day! "Go Down Moses" is literally the story of Moses. How could I not add it to my lil' Passover mix, even if it is a Gospel song.
Thanks for all the well wishes and support from yesterday's post. Clearly I wasn't a very happy camper. Crippie's gotten the initial anger and I've pretty much accepted it. Crippie had a day off from work today so I went out to obtain a seat cushion. I sat on a memory foam pillow while I was driving, it helped but I could still feel the damn tumor. I went to my local CVS, I was optimistic that they would have something to help me out. Sure enough, they did.
Crippie went to the "As Seen On TV" section. Amongst the useless crap and pajama jeans I found a "Total Pillow" which is supposed to be a bunch of different pillows rolled into one. I saw that it also functioned as a seat cushion so I decided to give it a go. I used it during the drive home and I was pleasantly surprised. It was comfy and I didn't feel like I was sitting on a rock.

Since this is a "As Seen On TV" product I feel that I am morally obliged to give a full out review of it, cause let's face it, most of these products suck sooooooooooooooooo much. I spent the day fiddling around with my new "Total Pillow" because I had nothing better to do. Shockingly the product does damn near everything it promises. It's moldable, and it usually holds it's shape. It's got those fun squishy beads in it so it's comfy, firm... but comfy. Crippie checked all the seams, it appears sturdy and I don't think it will burst anytime soon. Apart from it's versatility it's also small enough to be portable and not annoying. It'll probs fit in a big pocketbook. Honestly I really don't have anything bad to say about it, and this is coming from someone who HATES "As Seen On TV" products. Crippie finds most of them stupidly annoying.


Crippie's Tippie - If you need special pillows for some reason, Total Pillow is actually a good option

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Disability Can Be A Pain In The Ass Sometimes

Greetings!

Through Heavens Eyes by Brian Stokes Mitchell on Grooveshark

Another day, another "The Prince Of Egypt" song. "Through Heaven's Eyes" is probably my favorite song from the movie. It's one of those songs that really helps you focus on the positives and realize that your life probably doesn't suck.
Boy howdy, did Crippie need a song like that today. Today was a very bad day pain wise. I don't know if was the weather, Fanny the Ass Tumor, or some other tumor in my pelvic region but the simple act of sitting down was causing Crippie a lot of discomfort. Normally Crippie can sit on a slightly cushioned surface without a problem. Today it felt like I was constantly sitting on a giant rock. Naturally, today would be a day when I had to sit down for about 9 and a half hours at work. Crippie was not impressed by this new development. I've NEVER had issues with sitting before, one of the reasons I chose to become a graphic designer was that I knew that could sit for long periods of time. Of course I can't forget that technically this is making my bum hurt, so that's just embarrassing. Progression of disease sucks.
So, what am I going to do about this? Well, tomorrow I'm probs gonna go obtain some seat cushions, one for my car and one for work. I really don't want to do that because people will think I have a problem with my bum, oh well, you gotta do what you gotta do. Right now I'm literally sitting on NPH (I LOVE HOW THAT SOUNDS) hoping that the heat pack will help. Crippie really hopes this is just some temporary inflammation or something along those lines. If it continues to get worse... surgery number 11.
On the bright side, I was driving home from work, all pissed off because my ass was still uncomfortable in the car... and then I saw something. I saw a rainbow! Crippie got to follow said rainbow home, that has to be a good sign. Right?

To make up for the depressingness of most of this post... here's some guinea pigs
Maggie is puzzled by my camera

Frida wants food now! Look at those lips and teeth!

Holy crap Nellie is fat

Mama Pig snoozing

Aggie with a flower in hair

Crippie's Tippie - Be thankful for what you have while you have it, you never know what can be taken away from you
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